Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Wishlist for the job

-knee pads that are invisible
-invisible padding for the lower spine as well.
-spinner poles
-no customers
-guaranteed no tripping and falling off the shoes.
-effortless movement
-shoes that cover the tips of the toes so they dont rub on the floor and get friction burn
-darker enviornments
-stages that arent lit from below
-more house moms
-less pinchy clothing
-easier to remove and put on clothing
-that super grip solution that costs too much money.
-free plastic surgery and personal trainers.
-free therapy incase there are customers.
-drug free friends.
-rubbing alcohol in mass volume.
-better music.
-no more bar food.....salad bars instead.
-the ability to not bruise
-lack of gravity.

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